Would you like to go to a tiny hole in the wall and bring other people bugs home with you? Mmm-hmm.. Then you wanna go here. If you like thugs wif gold teef, then you'll like dis place. If your girlfriend so fat you worry about her fitting in certain doorways, you'll be bringin her here. If you are a crackhead who needs his junk, his crunk, and then some pandunkadunk, then you'll be comin here. This is the worst place I've seen in my life this side of the Mexican border. Some day, Madville will get a real bar that doesn't scare folks into just stayin home.